Dan Conner is hot. He should not lose one pound. He is not fat. He is big and strong and his girth only adds to his sexiness.
Dan is the patriarch of the Conner clan--as in the "Roseanne" clan. He is the type of man we should all long to marry. Sexy. Supportive. Knows his diminuitive worth next to his wife's. Charismatic at the same time.
And, Dan loves his family--including all of Roseanne's crazy relatives, especially the best character to ever grace the television screen, Jackie Harris. (I'll talk about her at a later date.) He has many skeletons in his closet as well--his mentally unstable mother and his father, Ed, who marries Roseanne's friend, Crystal, and has a baby. This background balances out his nurturing and capable side that makes him so appealing as Roseanne's better half.
Dan understands how powerful Roseanne is, but that does not make him any less dynamic than she. In fact, it makes him all the more attractive. He encourages Roseanne's big personality because he understands the weight of his own charisma. It's powerful.
Dan is a provider--from drywall to bikeshops to managing the city buses...some project he was working on with Fred. Whatever he does, he uses his body and his mind. His beautiful body. The way his backside fills a pair of jeans. The way he always turns those jeans towards the camera. I know what you're doing, Dan Conner. I know and I like it.
Catch the re-runs of "Roseanne" whenever you can. I just saw the one where Roseanne throws a wedding for Leon and his boyfriend. Love it.
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